Too cool for school: A consumer report

Margaret and I went to WalMart and Lowe's last night to buy frame stuff for her SENIOR SHOW. While in WalMart, this new new product caught my eye:



Gum ice cubes??? Oh, our brave new world...!!!

So since it was a special occasion, I purchased and sampled the IceBreakers Ice Cubes. To my disappointment, it tasted like chewed-up gum that had been fashioned into a cube shape.

Moral of the story: Save your $.84 for tried-and-true Orbit Gum.

But it was fun to experiment nonetheless.