Unclean!

I got a campus-wide email whose subject read “The Well is not for sick students.” I thought that was a fun word play.

Apparently, our humble campus has become an incubator for influenza. As the health center doles out excused absences, infected students wonder what to do with all this free time. Solution: Go pump iron in The Well (our fitness center). Haha. The email informed these students that working out will not only complicate their symptoms but will also spread the virus further.

[Too lazy to transition]

Today in Research, Scott gave us a study guide for Wednesday’s test. The guide was a two-inch long strip of paper consisting of nine bullet points with areas to study. These bullet points included such items as the four scales of measurement and types of variables. The final point read: “And everything else in our readings and book.”

AHHHHH!!! Could you be anymore inclusive?

In reality, I’m not too worried about the test. Research is my favorite class this semester, which is quite a surprise since I got signed into it right before JTerm ended.

[Too lazy to conclude]